Sex, Drugs & Seniors: An OFF/beat Investigation
August 30, 2007
Retirement isn’t about shuffle board and early-bird specials anymore. Seniors these days are trying and doing more than ever before. Take for example William C. Tinnen of Durham, North Carolina. The 93-year-old has been charged with cocaine-trafficking as well as “possession of cocaine with the intent to sell or deliver, possession of drug paraphernalia and maintaining a dwelling for the sale of drugs.” During a raid of his home last week police also found 3 guns.
But Tinnen isn’t the only retired racketeer. OFF/beat readers will no doubt remember my coverage of Leticia Villareal Garcia, the welfare granny busted with 214 pounds of marijuana in her trunk which she sold to support her Bingo habit. Or Melvena Cooke, the 79-year-old who robbed a South Side Chicago bank with a grandkid’s toy gun. And senior crime has spread well beyond America’s boarders. Studies show that something of a gray crime-wave has swept over Europe and Japan.
Perhaps even more surprising is the news that sexual intimacy is at record highs for the 57 and older crowd. According to a new survey from the National Institute on Aging’s Behavioral and Social Research Program, there is “a previously uncharacterized vitality and interest in sexuality that carries well into advanced age.” And it’s far more common than the token Blanche trawling around Fort Lauderdale. Researches at the University of Chicago found that more than half the people over 65 reported being sexually active. Of course there are pace setters like Nanu Ram Jogi, a 90-year-old, who has just become the world’s oldest father, and Daad Mohammed Murad Abdul Rahman, the one-legged pensioner with 78 children.
Far more alarming than the promiscuity though is the news that many seniors do not practice safe sex. The University of Chicago study reported that “nearly 60 percent of unmarried women ages 58 to 93 said they didn’t use a condom the last time they had sex.” Additionally, a study from Ohio State University found that “27 percent of HIV-infected men and 35 percent of HIV-infected women over 50 sometimes have sex without using condoms.” With STDs primed for outbreak in senior communities, health officials have now begun distributing prophylactics (to use the parlance of their time) and begun workshops to teach safer sex practices — and you though you had an awkward day at the office.
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Still, media’s impact on behavior does not cease at age 18 or 21 according to mental health practitioners who argue for there being a connection. And with our airways flooded with erectile dysfunction commercials promising youthful performance, and retirement ads taut with subliminal imagery of 60’s free love and counter-culture, is it any wonder older folks have become so… free-spirited? On one channel Dennis Hopper is telling them to throw away traditional norms, on another Bob Dole is pushing Viagra and even high fructose beverages with the help of recovering sex symbol Britney Spears. And since 65 and up is the fastest growing segment of the population, Madison Avenue won’t be letting up any time soon. Certainly not before retirement communities degenerate into tax dodging communes full of illicit drugs and swinger parties.
We all love our nation’s seniors, but perhaps the time has come for us members of the younger, “squarer” generations to do something they did to us a long time ago: Lay down the law! There’s nothing groovy about STDs and DUIs, but until we actually take away the Cialis, our threats remain as empty as the Young Republican tent at Woodstock. We know you’ve worked your whole life in order to enjoy these golden years, but unless you start acting your age grandma, we’re going to have to give you a time out!
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